Best alterations tailor in Australia

[Journeyman]

If you are interesting, please get in touch

Is it poor form to declare oneself as interesting?

Sadly, I'm afraid that it is not sufficient to merely declare oneself as being interesting.
In order to be accepted as interesting, one must provide no less than three, duly notarised statements from unrelated, mature adults, testifying to your interesting nature.

[pvpatty]

If you are interesting, please get in touch

Is it poor form to declare oneself as interesting?

Sadly, I'm afraid that it is not sufficient to merely declare oneself as being interesting.
In order to be accepted as interesting, one must provide no less than three, duly notarised statements from unrelated, mature adults, testifying to your interesting nature.

To whom do I forward my application?

[BirdofSydney]

I have nothing to declare...but my genius?

Alas, even that is likely to attract some sort of import duty were you to announce it at an airport.

It has surprisingly little value.

EDIT: Incidentally, check your email...

[Mr JRM]

I've had a jacket, from cloth which had a large windowpane, pulled apart and rematched/reshaped by Adriano Carbone (Elizabeth Street, Melbourne). It was quite a challenge I can assure you. The result was beaut.