Sartorial UFOs
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:02 pm
Unidentified Fashion Opinionists
Well the internet forums about clothes have grown considerably over the years and the number of self described elegant ones has as well: founders, moderators, posters, sales reps posing as posters, chant about their dress. But who has ever seen them? They are the internet’s UFOs-Unidentified Fashion Opinionists.
My photos are already up all over the LL and they have been for years. A few other gents have offered some traces of their dress as well. Costi, Matt, Uppercase and Manton have consistently posted pictures and having seen the full length versions I can confirm that these young eleganti are for real. Andy Gilchrist has posed for the unforgiving eye and has had his pictures published in a US fashion magazine. My own picture was published in STYLE magazine this month. So that leaves a large group of prominent UFOs not as yet revealed to their admiring publics.
Now the other day on Savile Row a few tailors suggested a thoroughly plausible explanation as to why the pictures of certain writers have never been published. I prefer not to believe them. But there is a pair that leave a serious film of doubt trailing in their wake.
Don’t worry boys, I won’t tell anyone.
So let the willing suspension of disbelief practiced reverently by readers of the major sites finally be abated and let transparency reign. The forum wordsmiths need step forward into the light so that all might bask in their elegant images and aspire.
So let’s have the snaps of the snappy!
All kidding aside, photos are a powerful tool in discussions of dress. They probably have less value in discussions of clothes. But who in his right mind is interested in clothes?
I think they should all be published by April 1. Does that sound reasonable?
We should probably compile a wish list of the UFOs we would especially like to see. Whom do you choose?
Cheers
M Alden
Well the internet forums about clothes have grown considerably over the years and the number of self described elegant ones has as well: founders, moderators, posters, sales reps posing as posters, chant about their dress. But who has ever seen them? They are the internet’s UFOs-Unidentified Fashion Opinionists.
My photos are already up all over the LL and they have been for years. A few other gents have offered some traces of their dress as well. Costi, Matt, Uppercase and Manton have consistently posted pictures and having seen the full length versions I can confirm that these young eleganti are for real. Andy Gilchrist has posed for the unforgiving eye and has had his pictures published in a US fashion magazine. My own picture was published in STYLE magazine this month. So that leaves a large group of prominent UFOs not as yet revealed to their admiring publics.
Now the other day on Savile Row a few tailors suggested a thoroughly plausible explanation as to why the pictures of certain writers have never been published. I prefer not to believe them. But there is a pair that leave a serious film of doubt trailing in their wake.
Don’t worry boys, I won’t tell anyone.
So let the willing suspension of disbelief practiced reverently by readers of the major sites finally be abated and let transparency reign. The forum wordsmiths need step forward into the light so that all might bask in their elegant images and aspire.
So let’s have the snaps of the snappy!
All kidding aside, photos are a powerful tool in discussions of dress. They probably have less value in discussions of clothes. But who in his right mind is interested in clothes?
I think they should all be published by April 1. Does that sound reasonable?
We should probably compile a wish list of the UFOs we would especially like to see. Whom do you choose?
Cheers
M Alden